WHY IS THERE NO DRUNK THREAD

Now I'm kinda hoping the latter example actually happened.

Can we start a new thread just for yenta'ing what's going on in here and in the Random Thoughts thread with Ely and Mul?

A huge Like for using the word yenta correctly!

My theory:

Girl, I tried to warn you not to have a drinking contest with me.

Having a drinking contest with you would be like pitting a 5-year-old in a weight-lifting competition with the world's strongest man. No wonder MulMizu got flattened...

Back in San Jose, and observing the amount of booze that got left in my apartment last night. Hope nobody minds if I help myself.

Incidentally, I don't think I've ever tried mead before...

Mead is amazing. My dad used to make it.

TRY EVERYTHING

REGRET NOTHING

My favorite part about working in T-minus 7 1/2 hours is that it makes all of this drinking all the more risque.

Guess I should post here. Very very drunk gig new. Aurora 's worse thigh, por URL never had this much to drink. Paris is awesome in new sears eve. Carry in gents.

Poor girl I meant. Gah, drunkenness + autocorrect is e wordst

This fucking Bordeaux is heavenly high

Too bad Iran over

Less expecting more joining in, friendette.

This reads like a spy's impulsive and improper use of Twitter just before initiating a coup.

Man, mead is delicious.

What kind ya got?

Waaaaaant.

Holy shit Johnny walker blue

Fuck, you Bay Area broken people are KILLING ME. I want to come out and be there for parties SO BAD....

Happy New Year from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I have with me a most excellent Cuban rum, labelled "Ron Mulata" which I hear is a fine imprimatur. I've been watching the amateur ("done for the love of doing it", from the Latin amo) fireworks displays, an impressive effort despite the somewhat damp weather.

Sadly, this is as incoherent as I get before actually becoming unconscious. I'm a bit of a lightweight.

I haven't really started my drinking for the night yet -- just poured myself a Jack and Coke -- but I wanted to give you all an FYI. Oatmeal stout tastes HORRIBLE after you've just taken a dose of liquid Mucinex. Ohgod. SO AWFUL.

Rum, ginger ale, and sour apple mixer. Party time.

That wasn't my actual plan, FWIW. But the whole case of honies was intended as a BF-party-thing from back when AaronSofaer and @SpeakWithBread first moved out here so drink up, folks.

Blueberry beer. I had been saving it for quite a long time and it's just as awesome as I remembered.

HAPPY NEWYEAR BITCHES!

It was like 41.2 hours ago here but whoe cares!

Ate yiu kiding thadt like a party all by ifdelf, with wither participantd. Or like, I mean, I woikf not mind taggimg alonf after you giuys. Id that makre semse?

Hi hi hi guus! I think I realllt line ths January foeums but it goot awhile todind this thead. I tjimk foe a decond tjere if seemed like someine was plsujnf a teick on me bexaide I keft findinf the.like buttona and permwnrnt link podt number wait did.yoo see the spiile no no it's dpellrf spelled spoilers okay spoilefs on the net on Gestedt Locer?!! IT IS an outrage I.tell hou

chekt yiru pitapattr, is the kind of avfice i was told thriugh the medium of entkertanmetn how did that k get in therre?

but wel; anyway i am etremly put pout becaust there is nowther i can find or see anyhing about spiolers for the sekries and! and that's kjust kinterne!!!! why woukd you fail me like htiat I though wer werr thigh TT^TT i honestly just want toknow yhowt the story end and hwat the scandla was alk about and why did the knife know ewr to go in that instance. I hate it when yhe tension is tstetyched full witnk no releif because its not faur! sto peatsting teasting yeast heheh umm...i think muffin man actuoully stole my capslick for real now D:

If this doesn't bring him back . . . nothing will.

IGUCKING LVOE BEER HOTSLY SHIT

usully flwollow womena round here dont like ti but rum is overrabted and os is pisco. itmsas kind of rrfark in therer so i canysyt realy sfee what ter fucue im dogni

NTO tjat itm ateers because ntw yearsr is form havimng fun

fuck

Kaneda haha i got the simmoning corret haha i am so boss fuckyiea
oh but wjy sho dark? i was about ot skuggest candles but thwn i realkized not veryon's a pro and robably not a poggd good idea to havt open falmes near and all of that. i hopw yirou with great frinds amd family tok yeah because compakny yis alays awesomgly multopied

i had a couplle of slow blinks to kunderstan this but in the end i got it aknd really i didn't realyise i misppledd that but anyway I do love Gus was comptemplating leaging a message on prfile bout htat would have been iffy but well anyway i do weish him all the best and hope he jas many a fond memory of us yeah. *smishing ths presene of jim not bening here*

I tottally plan on visiting kunderstan sometime in 2013 . . .

PISTOLBS AT DAWN, SIRRR!11!

Happy New Year from the west coast!

Who's got an ASCII arrow, has had over half a fifth of scotch tonight, and yet can both type AND spell?

<--- this guy