WHY IS THERE NO DRUNK THREAD

Amateurs.

....and you're a professional then how??

Oh he's totally not. I'm the one in this house who drank alllll the drinks. He just had a little.

Ha ha. That's awesome that you are the drinker in the house Switch. And scary at the same time. My co-worker who keeps hitting on me at work could easily drink me under the table and thats one of the reasons I'm afraid to go out with her. ;-)

Hey man . . . just go with it :)

Ummmm.... you know I don't identify as female any more, right?

Sorry, I didn't mean any offense. I honestly haven't been following things very closely, I'm just going by the avatar and pictures in the picture thread.

It's cool. The avatar is sort of a hermaphrodite (Desire from Gaiman's SANDMAN comic) and I'm sort of a genderqueer ftm so I'm more male than female both not really either and I'm sure it's very confusing and I'm still adjusting myself so I'm too drunk to make sense so maybe I should stop now. :D

Hey, wow. Just woke up, and I barely have a headache. It's a New Year's miracle!

Care to send some of that miracle out this-a-way?

Uff da . . .

I was so drunk I couldn't even post in the drunk thread. I seem to have misplaced what happened between 12:10am and 1:20am as well.

I wouldn't say I'm hungover, per se, but my stomach is none to happy with me and I am moving very slow.

Yeah, I still don't have a headache, but I feel verrrrrry dehydrated. And still sleepy, despite going back to bed for a while. Time for water and food...

So sleepy. 6 year old Kid went to bed at 12:30am and still got up at 6:30 like clockwork.

Non-Nordics using this expression are adorable.

Especially given in Norway, it's the most inoffensive, mild and generally fluffy way of saying "oh dear" you can imagine.

Okay, I slept pretty much all day. Owwww my liver.

RIP, Soli-chan.

Wha?

Ugh, hello world. Let us never speak of this again.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE WITHOUT PERMISSION!

...okay then? noted~! I mean, not that much in a hurry to be gav'rn to the aether but yes of course.

And then Switch slept until 5pm. Just for the record. Me, I was fine. Amateurs.

Thsi shit is way too sweet. Blagh.

Whatcha having? ;3

SOuthern Comfort mix thing, but the Malibu mix thing was worse. I DONT KNWO WHATS GOOD OKAY so Im just gonna try it all. SHould have gotten more stuff

Do be careful~ But hmmm. I would suggest except I don't rightly know drink names.

Mmm... this Honey Reserve is great. Only going to have one glass tonight, though... the bottle's emptying quickly enough as is.

DOnt worry, Im nowhere near drunk (see I can quote). Son ow cheevo for me :(. I do have the urge to hug someone though. And that's ok, ILL FIGUR IT OUT. Just not tonight.

My spell-checker disagrees with your sentiment.

That said, you have fun and stay safe, eh? ^.=.^

I will :). Have a hug. *textbased and hopefully non0-inappropritate hug*

Next time get vodka, Kahlua, and milk and make White Russians. They're like chocolate milk and 10 out of 10 Dudes agree, you can't go wrong.

Apparently The Jam is even better when you are drinking.

so like what happened was i got drunk and then talked out relationship problems and also rolled around a lot and some other things but i can't remember it all because i was so drunk.

also i get in the habit of talking in japanese still goddamn it.

So THAT's what you wrote on the whiteboard. Any chance you can translate if I send you a picture? :)

I know what it says, it is just too embarrassing to translate, haha~~~

Okay, now I have to know. :D

*stabs at wild guess* Um um is it, "_____-sempai finally noticed me kyaaaa~"?
That would be cute actually ohohohoho. And suitably embarassing. C:

ELYSCAPE: He Will You Some English.

PLEASE DON'T POST IT HERE.