WHY IS THERE NO DRUNK THREAD

Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by MrMolecule, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. Demon G Sides Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Bad decisions, not dangerous ones.... Well, not IMMEDIATELY dangerous, but possibly dangerous in the future.
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  2. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    So whose girlfriend/wife was she?
  3. Demon G Sides Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Shhhhhhh
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  4. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    Oh, shit, it's his?
  5. Anders Hallin Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Stockholm
    I had a couple of Manhattans after coming home from work. Then I started listening to Combichrist. I, uh, hope my neighbours don't mind me dancing to EBM at this time of night (it's 2 am).
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  6. Anders Hallin Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Stockholm
    IT'S SO CHEERY
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  7. Talisker Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Childhood's End
    Go oldschool, man:

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  8. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    With any luck, at some point tonight I'll have had enough to drink that I can say something stupid enough to get things moving again, come tomorrow.

    Heh, probably not.
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  9. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Aaaaand I didn't have enough to drink for that to happen.
  10. RSharp Armchair Designer

    You guys and your 'have to get drunk to make a move' stories are pathetic. She either likes you or she doesn't. Make a move!
  11. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    San Jose, CA
    I wish that were the problem.

    Edit: To elaborate slightly, my circumstances right now are such that there aren't any moves to make in the first place. It's an entirely unrelated issue.
  12. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    It's not just guys. >.> Though to be fair, I stayed totally sober through ceili, as I was not looking forward to taking the BART back into the Mission while toasted.
  13. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    San Jose, CA
    I figured he was using "guys" in the non-gender-specific-generic-plural-pronoun sense.
  14. MulMizu Sassy Black Woman

    Get ready, folks.

    About to kill the rest of my beloved Kahlua.
  15. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Tonight's Bad Idea comes in Amaretto and Kraken flavor.
  16. MulMizu Sassy Black Woman

    i would high five you but yoiu know
    i'd end up lieka slappoing yrou face :(
  17. MulMizu Sassy Black Woman

    GAME GEURMPS IS REALY FUN Y AFTER DRINKNIG OMG
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  18. Tyjenks Hard Cider Gal

    A game of G.U.R.P.S.?
    [IMG]
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  19. MulMizu Sassy Black Woman

    you kwno qwh
    pikache put up witha lot sof shit form ash
    littlea bitch is alikr 'PIKAECHI USE THINGERBULT" and pikachi's priob all like
    "this stupisd motherbtich i should thunder his ass but i wonat' because mama raised me bettaer than that" and
    fukking team rocket with their bullshit begin like OH PIKACHI WANT U.
    like
    there are pikachi in the forset. go to the forest and get yorj own pikachiu instea d of wasting your time geting thisn ONE SPECIFIC FUCKING PAICKCHU.


    just waow
    pikachus a godadmn saint
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  20. MatthewF Elitist Negative Nancy

    Pikachu likes this. Team Rocket secretly plans to kill you. Also, dinosaurs. And robots. Possibly ninja robot dinosaurs as well.
  21. jeffd Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Oakhurst, NJ
    "this stupisd motherbtich i should thunder his ass but i wonat' because mama raised me bettaer than that"

    Yes!
  22. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Tonight's Bad Idea comes in Frangelico and Kahlua French Vanilla flavor.
  23. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Tonight's Bad Idea comes in Jack Daniel's and 7-Up flavor.
  24. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I'm unclear on why this here is a bad idea. Could you elaborate?
  25. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    San Jose, CA
  26. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Yeah, I'm still not clear on how performing those steps on Frangelico and Kahlua French Vanilla could be bad by any reasonable definition of the word. I mean with Jack Daniels and 7-Up, or Amaretto and Kraken, I kind of get it.

    By the way damn I still need to try Kraken on a non-honey night.
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  27. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    Found via Tumblr: the Martini Emergency Survival Kit

    1 airline-size bottle of gin
    1 airline-size bottle of dry vermouth
    1 olive
    1 eyedropper
    1 cocktail stick
    1 martini glass

    All materials should be packed in a shockproof, crushproof case.

    Upon crashing in a plane, becoming lost in the jungle/desert/Antarctic, or washed up on some unknown island shore - break out the kit.

    1) Place martini glass on a flat, clean surface.
    2) Open bottle of gin, pour into martini glass.
    3) Open bottle of vermouth.
    4) Using eyedropper, place three drops of vermouth into glass.
    5) Impale olive on cocktail stick, place in glass.

    Within five minutes, no less than eight people will show up to tell you how you have made your martini wrong.

    Congratulations, you're saved!
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  28. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Well it turned out to taste good, sure, but that doesn't mean it wasn't made to be a Bad Idea.
  29. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    It's three-fifteen, I have folded ALL the laundry and prepared two wholesome meals for my family today, and I'm PMSing fit to murder someone. It's Bushmills-and-ginger-ale time.
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  30. Horrible Oscar Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Bern, Switzerland
    After a few beers last night, I invented a new word! I'd edit it, but I actually kinda like it.
  31. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    "Grownbrey" is awesome. Definitely needs to be used more often.

    Also, Bushmills and Dr. Pepper = pretty good. I was hoping to get to the excitingly tipsy exploration-of-the-internet stage tonight, but the liquor is just putting me to sleep. Probably for the best, really.
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  32. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    A2MI
    As I mentioned elsewhere, we had delicious cocktails at the jazz club last week, and my favorite was The Commodore. The menu description read "Myer's Dark Rum, ginger beer, simple syrup, and lime juice," and it was served with a lime wedge for garnish, of course.

    I subsequently bought the requisite ginger beer and limes for our hangout over the weekend and we tried making our own, with mixed results. I started off approximating the proportions - 2 oz rum, 1 oz simple syrup, a few dashes of lime juice and then maybe half a can of ginger beer. It was decent, but not quite as good as the version we had at the club. The one big difference is that we weren't using Myer's, just Bacardi Gold, so I'm attributing the shortfall there.

    The homework assignment for you rum drinkers is to experiment with these ingredients as time and availability permit, and share your findings here. For SCIENCE.
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  33. MulMizu Sassy Black Woman

    i drand i drawnk
    my cheeksa re warm my mind is flating ina diffenrt space
    whereh ribbons of color swirl
    spin
    curl arnoudn each other

    i want to grant wishes like genies and give happiness and wealjt and maeka the whoel wordkl hapyp

    i want to make the whoel world happy.
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  34. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    I'm gonna change your life, broheim.

    http://www.drinkmichigan.org/ferndale-castro/

    Protip: The New Holland rum was because it had to have Michigan spirits in it. Feel free to substitute Kraken if you're feeling frisky.
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  35. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    A2MI
    I just feel like that's pretty much a solid life motto there.

    Never post in this thread while I'm actually drunk, but I am pleasantly very tipsy right now, at that point where everthings well with the world and you just hug random people because heyyyy e you, everything is going to be okay! etc
  36. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    Omg you guys, I almos posted a your mom joke in completely the wrong thread

    Like REALLY wrong, so wrong as to be offensive and bannable


    phew
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  37. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Which thread was it?
  38. Lizzy Despondent Fancybear

    So I was going to make a hot chocolate with vodka (because it's the best drink ever that's why) but we were out of vodka and I was all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO". So I threw some Grand Marnier and Baileys in instead because those were the only non-wine drinks we had. I think I put in a little too much because it buuuuuuuuuuuurns. Tonight will be a night of drunk drawing.
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  39. Chocolate Ovaltine in warm soy milk (or a traditional Hot Chocolate if your a freak) Brandy, Rum or Bourbon (depending on what is on hand/preference) and a bit of Grand Marnier is my fav winter warmer. Tastes like one of those chocolate oranges that you get around Christmas.

    BTW - subbing GM and Baileys for vodka is going to result in a less alcoholic drink, just going by the proofs.
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  40. Lizzy Despondent Fancybear

    It was one part chocolate milk, one part Baileys and one part GM. With vodka I put in less since it doesn't have a flavour, but it was the one part GM that did me in.

    I can not get any Chocolate Ovaltine (had to Google that), Brandy Rum or Bourbon should be okay. I usually just through vodka in everthing because 1) I'm a student and 2) we always have it.
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