WHY IS THERE NO DRUNK THREAD

Drink every time they do something stupid.

The game is also called "alcohol poisoning."

What he said.

Why are there not more drunken Google+ hangouts?

See a zombie DRINK A DRINK

what there is a google hangout

There should be. That's why I'm saying there should more of them!

fuck yeah

did you guys know that there is a town in PA that is completely covered in dicks

also it has been on fire for 50 years

http://grist.org/list/town-devastated-by-coal-mine-fire-is-now-also-completely-covered-in-dicks/

Time to kick back with some Fireman's 4.

OH GOD SO MUCH STUPID

DRINK

I can't fwwl my nose.

I'm drinking as fast as I can!

Phew! If it wasn't for the last 10 minutes, I'd be in a coma right now.

MAN I DONT know wht happend but today all the drunks proples are back to bf drunk post. Horay for family reunions!

much sake happened in the last housr. much sake. See my fluffy alpaca rianna pic if you sodnt' believeme.

Going to go pass out now hopefulyl on asomethin soft.

SUP BITCHES

I AM DRUNK

i may have threatened to beat the shit out of chris muir in the political cartoons thread just now

would any jury convict me?

shift6 i am so mad you went and passed out before we got home from the wine bar by the way

most annoying thing about being frnk on wine: my nose runs

no lie, I turn into a giant snotball, and I hate it

This doesn't happen with beer, go figure? I assume wine does something with MEMBRANES? who knows!

elyscape likes when I'm drunk, you heard it here first

I am mad you didn't invite me to the wine bar, so HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES.

Speaking of which we had some fuji apple vodka thing at the sushi place. Not bad. Their plum wine was weird though, like a regular chardonnay with plum flavoring in it. My cold unfiltered Nigori saved the day however by enabling my brain to pleasantly bob along for some time.

It was a party, so I didn't have control over the invite list, alas! But you can be mad anyway. <3

Also I love apples and apple-related things, so that fuji apple vodka thing sounds tasty.

Obviously Sundays are the party nights at BF now. Ow my head.

THE PEOPLE ON THE LOCAL NEWS JUST TOOK A SHOT OF MAKER'S MARK ON THE AIR
It was after discussing the whole "alcohol content" thing that was going on. I am excited to see how this hour is going to go.

Today we went out to the best bar in town, where it turned out they were experimenting with carbonating drinks. This meant the bartender kept giving us samples to try so we could help him figure out which ones worked out and asking us what else he should whip up and try carbonating.

As it turns out, a Mezcal Negroni doesn't carbonate super-well and a Rusty Nail tastes weirdly chalky carbonated, but a Duchess of Malfi is fucking DELICIOUS with some fizz in it.

Also, they have eight different Dogfish Head beers on tap, so we might have drunk, er, a little of that.

So, so good.

I am on NyQuil tonight. Oh yes.

nlanza, what goes into a Duchess of Malfi? It's a beautiful name for a drink, and I can't find a recipe anywhere.

It appeared to mostly be gin, apricot liqueur, and bitters. I'll have to ask the bartender next time I'm there.

I found it!

GOOGLE HANGOUT IS THE BEST YALL.

ELI YOU NEED TO BE DOING MORE KRAKEN SHOTS.

i can probably still tell the difference between haman and that other dude

but not by a whole lot

<3 you, bay area BF'ers. and ely, and aaron, and everyone on the internet. thank you people for an awesome evening. :)

I think you got there not log before i logged off the tubes. but hi@

A seal on my leather-wrapped metal flask seems to have come unsealed. Any suggestions as to how to fix it? It's a nice Gaelic Storm flask and I'd prefer not to take off the leather if I don't have to. >.<

Edit: the problem seems to be in the seal along the bottom edge. Duct tape?

BEER!!! ~~~~~~

Busy season is busy. Live bands and beer. Solo! $200 cash in my wallet. The night sits like a pothole filled road in front of me.

My friend Freddie clued me into giant ice cubes. I got a tray (like six bucks on amazon) and they rule! I'm having a manhattan with a giant ice cube and it keeps it chilled but it's not melting quickly at all!

We have Portal Companion Cube ice cubes. ThinkGeek was having a sale...

It is hard to type clearly but the best thing in the world is a roommate who will make cocktails. Yes. Cocktail number three is about to appear. Yes. I am being responsible and correcting my typos. Yes. Even though I think 'typos' should be 'typoes' I will respect the red underlining. Yes. So there we go. This is a good evening. I like this evening. It is good.

4 down. When the waitress hugs and remembers you , it is like Cheers or something.

Fuckin. Cigarettes aren't even bothering me. Come to me drunk thread. Let me subsume you.